We're going to start with something new today, something of a personal experience. There is someone I know who just says the dumbest shit ever... and well, I was bored one day and recorded some quotes they said for a duration of ten minutes. Here's the results, with commentary!
“I think that puking on people is one of the funniest things a human being could possibly do.”
- Really? Let's see how funny it'll be when I get so wasted I puke on your face?
“I don't smoke weed, and I think that's important when you're a hippie, but I hang out with hippies, so yeah, I guess I do get to claim that title of being one.”
- How the hell does that logic work? Not to mention how shallow that comment is you dumbass.
“I feel like, it's hard to have an obsession that isn't creepy... I have so many. But I don't like to watch kids.”
- Well I sure feel safer knowing that.
“Well, I am not smart.”
- Need I say more?
Moving on to our favorite dumpster diver:
Ever want to analyze Ke$ha's hit song Blah Blah Blah through the eyes of a sassy black woman? I sure did! Then I saw Glozell's commentary, and my life become much more complete. I recommend you watch it.
But enough about drunk skanks:
I saw this wonderful documentary on coral reefs. It's called the Coral Reef Adventure and it's directed by Greg MacGillivray. It's 76 minutes of pure wonderful underwater adventure filmed with an IMAX camera. It's educational as well as just wonderful. Netflix (which you can watch it instantly on) tagged the movie under one tag: Inspiring. It can't get better than that... and oh yeah, the soundtrack is amazing indigenous music of the South Pacific.
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