Much Love

So, by popular demand (and because I'm bored tonight), I will continue with commentary. This time, it's all about the most embarrassing moments. These are the embarrassing moments of a bunch of idiots that we call our peers and friends.

"We were in gym class in high school and I had my period, but I forgot to wear a pad,
so I had to run around the track leaving a trail of blood to get back to the building."
- Okay. That is absolutely disgusting. Like, sickeningly nasty.

"I was at a Halloween party and I got really drunk. So drunk that my friends had to take me back home. As I was going down the stairs to the basement to say bye to everyone, I fell. But I ended up falling and flipping over so I was going down head-first while everyone could see up my skirt. Alcohol and heels just don't mix."
- It's called not drinking so much and trying to dress like a slut. The clothes come off regardless.

"Have you ever got so drunk that you just pissed on the spot? Yeah, well last year I pissed on the pizza man."
- Wow. Holy shit. New level right there. How the hell do you manage to pee on a pizza person, and them not notice in time to move? I don't which one was worse, the pizza guy letting you pee on them, or you for pissing on a pizza guy.

In all fairness of the constant douch-baggery that I exploit, I'll provide you with one of my moments.

So I used to like to go commando. Well, one day I was outside of my dorm with a good friend of mine and three other people I didn't really know well, but have to see almost daily. As we were leaving the building, the doorknob got caught on my back pocket and tore my jeans from the top of the pocket to the back of the knee. With my luck, I didn't have my key, and so I had to be let in, bare ass out in the open, and have a walk of shame four flights up to my room.

Yeah, I know, no one wants to see that, and what was better is that on the way to my room, about 20 people saw. Give me your commentary on that.

But enough:


So I have really been listening to a band called The Knife a lot. They're considered electro-pop, but their shows are amazing. You should check them out.

And because we need a new badass:
I pick Jill Zarin, from The Real Housewives of New York City.


This witch thinks that she's the HBIC of New York City, but at least she's not insane like the blonde psychopath and self proclaimed "young Cameron Diaz," Ramona. However, Jill Zarin got paid a shitload of cash for each season of Housewives, and for what? We pay her to cause drama with a bunch of 40-year-old washed up women? Please. But because she can pull off a stunt like that, she is a badass.